What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Goldfinger

How can I fall asleep fast at night?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?

From Russia With Love

Dr No

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Can the existence of past lives be proven without the use of hypnosis or a pendulum to inquire about previous incarnations?

Octopussy

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Is heroin really as good as people say it is?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What blowjob techniques do you use for your man to cum inside your mouth?

-”Ah so!”

-J W Pepper

A View to a Kill

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do the Republican city officials at Springfield Ohio continue to deny that immigrants are eating pets to sabotage the Trump campaign, even though immigrant pet-eating is now widely believed to be true?

You Only Live Twice

-”She is very sexyful!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What are some examples of unofficial acts by presidents?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why are leftist movements so popular among young people?

Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.